Never let your wife throw a mad tea party in your backyard. I came home to find mad hatters, march hares, and people spouting nonsense all over the house. Took me hours to straighten up.
David Alton Hedges was raised in Los Angeles by a pair of saints. After receiving a classical education, he descended into the Underworld, where he learned to smoke and tell lies. The author now resides in Santa Ynez, CA, occupying rooms above a carnival freak-show memorabilia museum. A part-time screenwriter, David makes ends meet by hunting down evil men for pay on weekend nights. His business partner in this enterprise is a slavering German werewolf. On a side note, the author has cheated Death so many times that Death has sworn off poker.
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Another reason to make the rest of America jealous ... an OUTDOOR mad tea party in January !!
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